Draw a pig on a plain piece of paper. Those are your only instructions. Here are what your results say about your personality;
If the pig is drawn:
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave negatively.
If your pig:
Faces left, you believe in tradition, are friendly and remember dates (birthdays, anniversaries, etc.).
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family. You don't remember dates either.
Facing front (looking out from the paper at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
If your pig:
Has many details, you are analytical, cautious and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
Has less than four legs showing, you are insecure or are going through a period of change.
WITH four legs showing, you are secure, stubborn and stick to your ideals.
With MORE than four legs showing....you obviously are a city slicker.
The size of the ears indicate how good a listener you are...the bigger the better
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life (Tiny tail? I've been getting some spam email you might wanna take a look at...)
Here are the results:
TK's pig is just... woof! No really. Doesn't it look like an inbred Pitbull..? By the way, when he read the part about the tail representing his sex life, he went back and added to the tail. Wonder what we're compensating for...?
